Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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