Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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