Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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