I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She made me pour olive oil on her.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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