So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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