D3 body, D1 cock
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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