if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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