woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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