Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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