we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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