it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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