Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
