I cannot find my penis.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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