never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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