Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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