North Korea, Best Korea!
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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