fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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