white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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