But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
