Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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