she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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