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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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