talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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