just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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