I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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