i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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