So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
