Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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