New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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