Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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