lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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