I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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