forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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