Soap is not a condiment
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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