My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He shit in the fireplace
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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