Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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