at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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