love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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