what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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