god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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