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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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