i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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