No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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