I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Your penis caused this!
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