yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
