Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
