I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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