I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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