They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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