i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
