Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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